February 2012
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Me: This is my favorite band.
Friend: They are all gay faggots
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Is that a gun?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: dont make me go to school tomorrow mom: …… me: ill promo you
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: LOL but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: You're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: What's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: Hahah it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
CHRIS BROWN STEALS AN IPHONE, WARRANT OUT FOR HIS...
pupfresh:
I’m so sick of hearing about this fucker. Apparently he stole some chick’s iPhone and drove off with it because she took a picture of him. Now there’s a warrant out for his arrest. Someone just needs to make him stop.
When you're in a relationship.
du3tiin:
To girls:
be the girl your boyfriend never thought he’d get.
Be the keeper of his heart and never let him go.
To guys:
be the guy your girlfriend always fantasized and dreamed about.
Treat her right, don’t be afraid to show her how you feel.
To both:
Trust each other
Put in equal effort
So.....
johnnnycakess:
Today at dief while at badminton practice, a teacher walks in and sees all us “asians” playing badminton then screams “NO STEREOTYPES HERE”, as the turns around he sees Johnathon who is black. Then screams “WAIT WHAT THERE’S A BLACK KID!”
LOOOL, day made.
HAHAHAHA Johnny omfg my day is made.
That mood where you just don't feel like talking.
fuckoverthinking:
It’s like you want to be left alone but at the same time you want someone’s attention. You don’t feel like putting effort into a conversation. Your mind is occupied with so much junk that you don’t even know what exactly it is that you’re thinking about. Yeah, that mood sucks.
Empathy Test →
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
I got 29..omfg.
“0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)”
When did this:
Become hotter than this:
haha einstein
