March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
1 tag
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
always.
1 tag
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
2 tags
internetpope:
are you from tennessee?
because your boyfriend looks suspiciously like your brother.
Reblog if you're an asshole.